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A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.
Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.
by Poopman69420 July 03, 2020
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A person who sticks the front of their car in the path of another in an attempt to force their way into a lane.
"He tried to pull a total noser back there but I didn't let him in."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.
Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!
by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003
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A guy with a very large nose. The tip of their nose is like a clown's red nose. It's very wide, red and shiny. The people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. They get boners on their noses.
Liz: OMG! Bob's nose is so huge! He always hangs out with Lilly.
Tom: Yeah, that's why he has a noser!
Liz: LOL
by TheRedNoseReindeer April 19, 2011
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When you hear something so funny while drinking a beverage it comes out your nose.
I was watching the Daily Show the other night and was laughing so hard I got a Noser.
by Beat Service April 29, 2020
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a slur used for people with big noses. it’s also pretty offensive
person 1: hey look at that guy! he’s sooo hot

person 2: he looks like a noser though...
by prettypisces March 28, 2021
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