noser

When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.

Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!

by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003

Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.

Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.

by Poopman69420 July 03, 2020

No-noser

Someone who wears their mask below their nose during a global pandemic.

Hey look at that no-noser they love to no-nose and get covid.

I can only date no-nosers, I just love to stare at their nose.

Kate and Story are no-nosers. They love to breathe covid-infused air.

by Two Tails Kombucha February 08, 2021

Noser

A person who sticks the front of their car in the path of another in an attempt to force their way into a lane.

"He tried to pull a total noser back there but I didn't let him in."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

A Noser

When tit fucking a bitch and you're about to blow you're load, stick you're tip up her nose. If you blow a good one, it should come blasting! out of the other nostril!!!

by Jeff Moskalyk August 21, 2003

Noser

When you hear something so funny while drinking a beverage it comes out your nose.

I was watching the Daily Show the other night and was laughing so hard I got a Noser.

by Beat Service April 29, 2020

Noser

A guy with a very large nose. The tip of their nose is like a clown's red nose. It's very wide, red and shiny. The people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. They get boners on their noses.

Liz: OMG! Bob's nose is so huge! He always hangs out with Lilly.
Tom: Yeah, that's why he has a noser!
Liz: LOL

by TheRedNoseReindeer April 19, 2011