Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.

Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.

by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020

Noser

A person who sticks the front of their car in the path of another in an attempt to force their way into a lane.

"He tried to pull a total noser back there but I didn't let him in."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Noser

When you hear something so funny while drinking a beverage it comes out your nose.

I was watching the Daily Show the other night and was laughing so hard I got a Noser.

by Beat Service April 29, 2020

noser

When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.

Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!

by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003

Noser

A guy with a very large nose. The tip of their nose is like a clown's red nose. It's very wide, red and shiny. The people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. They get boners on their noses.

Liz: OMG! Bob's nose is so huge! He always hangs out with Lilly.
Tom: Yeah, that's why he has a noser!
Liz: LOL

by TheRedNoseReindeer May 10, 2011

noser

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a slur used for people with big noses. it’s also pretty offensive

person 1: hey look at that guy! he’s sooo hot

person 2: he looks like a noser though...

by prettypisces March 28, 2021

Noser

A noser is someone who somehow manages to always have crust on their glasses, while also having the largest super-sniffer known to mankind.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Noser's dad? He got hit by a White Jeep Cherokee 2006, but if the noser himself was there he could've stopped the car with his massive proboscis."

by poopdog.4.20.1889 December 31, 2022