njerk 

Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.

Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.

njerk by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017

surf 'n jerk 

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

surf 'n jerk by Murry D. December 12, 2008

NJER 

substitute for 'Hard R'.

you are a Njer

NJER by TheSoulBreaker August 10, 2023

nyerk 

A way of Aionsource.com trying to "clean up the language" on the forum site. Replaces any "inappropriate word" with nyerk instead.

You type: You don't know what the fuck you are talking about you bitch ass cunt fuckface!

It posts : You don't know what the nyerk you are talking about you nyerk nyerk nyerk nyerkface!

nyerk by KAWKMONSTA August 26, 2009

Nerkie

/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event

(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."

Nerkie by tdagger May 1, 2011

Nerky 

Noon nap and jerk off time

I’m so tired and horny, I need a nerky

Nerky by RockHardHugendong March 5, 2018

nerkogeek 

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dweeb, dork, and/or geek; not necessarily an insult.

"Marvin never comes out of his room, all he does is play guitar and talk on the computer."
"I know, what a nerkogeek."

nerkogeek by VictoriaAndMarvin January 27, 2008