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brown-noser 

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.
Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.
brown-noser by "Dirt" June 5, 2004

brown-noser 

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).
Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.
brown-noser by Dammo June 7, 2004

Brown-noser 

(Br-ou-n no-z-r)
Someone that is always sticking their nose into other peoples buisness. A drama queen.
The woman ran out of friends because she had a bad habbit of being a brown-noser.
Brown-noser by Batterybob September 25, 2018

Brown-noser 

Someone who is so far up someone’s ass their nose is brown.
Nikko fixed their door knob the other day, what a brown-noser.
Brown-noser by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."
brown noser by Chacha June 18, 2004

brown noser

when someone sucks up so badly to another person, that they are literally up their ass 24/7, which gives them the brown nose
Paul: dude chris is such a brown noser.
Doug: ya i know.
Paul: no man, i mean he actually has a peice of shit on his nose.
brown noser by Sotel May 3, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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