The best person in the entire world normally a libra. She is the nicest person and will give you the best laughs. Make sure not to take advantage of her because she will bite back. You will never forget a nohlani. Love jesus and wants to save it till marriage but really wants a bf.
by echoedcereal January 29, 2021
Get the nohlani mug.Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
Get the Noelani mug.Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019
Get the Noelani mug.Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
Get the Nolaning mug.A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
Get the nolanitis mug.The most wonderful and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes will look at you with so much love and affection, you will fall deeper and deeper in love with her every time you lock eyes, and her smile is brighter than ten suns, it blinds you from all your problems and all your worries that you've ever had. Her touch is so sweet and affectionate that you never felt safer in anyones arms before hers. Her smell is like no other, indescribable and appealing to the nose, not even the best smelling rose could compete. She has a sweet, loving, loyal, generous, fragile, caring, and beautiful heart. She is always true and never leaves a lie untold. She is unlike any other girl in the world. When sheʻs stares into your eyes, you get lost, trying to find a way back to reality, but her love pulls you ever so deeper into a void unlike any other, a void so deep and full of love that even though you get lost in it, you hope nothing ever takes you out. If you were to ever break her heart, the wrath of her aumakua, the heavens, the earth, and even hell would be brought upon you till your days end. She is undeniably the mist of the heavens, brought down to earth so that her love may spread like fog and engulf anyone and everyone she meets.
by Mauifam808 March 9, 2021
Get the Noelani mug.Beautiful Christmas one, Noelani embodies beauty. Not only her physical appearance but also the way she loves, thinks and sings. Her eyes big and brown, easy to get lost in; her arms small but far from weak, they have the strength to embrace your soul. When she talks you wonder what it would be like to walk around in her brain. You feel lucky she mentions you when she sings...voice of an angel, momma's angel.
by Nani's Mom February 10, 2010
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