nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nolanizing

Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan

Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!

by Mr. Fiasco April 9, 2011

Nolanite

Nolanites are obsessive fans of the Director Chris Nolan. (In particular, his take on the Batman franchise)
They worship him like a God and refuse to accept any criticism on his behalf.

Most Nolanites have seen all 3 movies in the Dark Knight trilogy, but have never picked up a comic book or watched a single Batman cartoon in their lives, yet in their eyes, Nolans word is final when it comes to Batman Mythology.

They will not accept that Nolan might have made some errors in his films and that certain aspects in his films do not compare to the comic book original.

They also foolishly compare any comic book movie to TDK and have nothing but pure hatred for other movies such as The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-man (Even though they are not related and aren't even DC related!)

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see The Avengers?

Guy 2: The Avengers? That movie is the worst thing on the planet! Chris Nolan should have directed it and put in Batman!

Guy 1: Geez man, you're such a Nolanite!

by The Yeldarbinator July 24, 2012

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

nolzitis

Inflammation of the brain which causes the person to make irrelevant comments toward others.

“If Alaska had a mascot, it would be the icebergs.”
“I’m gonna be a D1 janitor.”
“My nolzitis is bad, I keep saying dumb stuff.”

by AsianZing April 10, 2019

Nolandism

A religion based on laughing

“Hey, want to see my religion?”
“Sure?”
“Here it’s: Nolandism”

by Jamjamdodgerbiscuit April 29, 2019

Nolanite

A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.

Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020