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Noelani
Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
Noelani
Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019
Nolaning
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
nolanitis
A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
Noelani
The most wonderful and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes will look at you with so much love and affection, you will fall deeper and deeper in love with her every time you lock eyes, and her smile is brighter than ten suns, it blinds you from all your problems and all your worries that you've ever had. Her touch is so sweet and affectionate that you never felt safer in anyones arms before hers. Her smell is like no other, indescribable and appealing to the nose, not even the best smelling rose could compete. She has a sweet, loving, loyal, generous, fragile, caring, and beautiful heart. She is always true and never leaves a lie untold. She is unlike any other girl in the world. When sheʻs stares into your eyes, you get lost, trying to find a way back to reality, but her love pulls you ever so deeper into a void unlike any other, a void so deep and full of love that even though you get lost in it, you hope nothing ever takes you out. If you were to ever break her heart, the wrath of her aumakua, the heavens, the earth, and even hell would be brought upon you till your days end. She is undeniably the mist of the heavens, brought down to earth so that her love may spread like fog and engulf anyone and everyone she meets.
Noelani by Mauifam808 March 9, 2021
Noelani
Beautiful Christmas one, Noelani embodies beauty. Not only her physical appearance but also the way she loves, thinks and sings. Her eyes big and brown, easy to get lost in; her arms small but far from weak, they have the strength to embrace your soul. When she talks you wonder what it would be like to walk around in her brain. You feel lucky she mentions you when she sings...voice of an angel, momma's angel.
Noelani by Nani's Mom February 10, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.