Noalani

Noalani is the funniest prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She'll always joke around with you and make fun of you whenever she gets the opportunity. Has had a million boyfriends and a hopeless romantic at the same time. Keep a hold of her cause you'll never find a girl like her.

"Noalani is so stupid, I love it"

by Iamthenerdinyourdreams December 15, 2022

Nalani

This beautiful spirit is a lover and a fighter. She will go out of her way for the ones she loves, always giving 110% of herself. Nalani is at her best when she feels needed and appreciated. If she dosen't like you you'll know it! Nalani takes the time needed to learn about her loved ones like and dislikes and hates when they cant pronounce her name right.
You can't go wrong with her as your other half weather as a close friend or significant other.

Person one: Did you see the above and beyond way that she prepared for her Valentine's date?
Person two: Yeah it was so Nalani!
Person one: ABSOLUTELY! Only the best will do!

by Only~God~Knows May 7, 2019

Noelani

Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)

Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world

by A noelani lover December 15, 2017

Noelani

Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe

"OMG its bad b^tch Noelani!"

by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

Nalanie

The name Nalanie means in Hawaiian "Heavens", she is a very very gorgeous girl that loves sports but can also love dressing up and doing her make-up. She is very smart in school, because of her looks and smarts she can get any guy or girl she wants. If you ever find or date a Nalanie you're special, she's loyal from the start and keeps her mouth shut, she doesn't like being involved with drama or gossip. She more likely likes to be alone or with one special and close friend. Her favorite thing in the whole world has to be music, it calms and soothes her down. She can also love sex, she's not a hoe but she is a BIG TIME freak only if she is very comfortable with you.

Wow Nalanie is so pretty!:) she's gets ALL the guys:/

by hgddcvhhnnvcd September 22, 2018

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019