Nolani 

An amazing, beautiful, perfect girl who always makes everyone's day happy. A smart girl who is just absolutely fantastic in every single way. A girl loves sports and can make everyone laugh.

Girl 1: Shes really smart and nice
Girl 2: I think her name is Nolani

Nolani by OvertRex December 22, 2012

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.

"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

Phillip Lloyd Nolan by Flounder sound clown February 13, 2015

Nalani 

This beautiful spirit is a lover and a fighter. She will go out of her way for the ones she loves, always giving 110% of herself. Nalani is at her best when she feels needed and appreciated. If she dosen't like you you'll know it! Nalani takes the time needed to learn about her loved ones like and dislikes and hates when they cant pronounce her name right.
You can't go wrong with her as your other half weather as a close friend or significant other.

Person one: Did you see the above and beyond way that she prepared for her Valentine's date?
Person two: Yeah it was so Nalani!
Person one: ABSOLUTELY! Only the best will do!

Nalani by Only~God~Knows May 7, 2019

Noelani 

Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)

Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world

Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017

Noelani 

Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe

"OMG its bad b^tch Noelani!"

Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019