nofix

Used in place of a cuss word to confuse people.

You are such a nofix.

by Kayleene Walloch June 9, 2007

Nofig

Short way of saying "Not one fuck is given"; not having a care in the world.

Katy: "Hey, did you hear about the US troops landing in Syria?"
Christina: "Nofig!"

by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013

nofx

awesome punk band

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

by mdubs10 December 16, 2009

Nofie

With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.

Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....

selfie egotistical phone picture

by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016

Nofing

English pronunciation of the word "Nothing"

Adrian: ey bruv, what you doing tonight?
Tom: I aint doin nofing b

by nyxduck December 8, 2021

nofx

One of the best fucking bands ever, plain and simple.

Holy shit last week I saw nofx and I shot a constant stream of semen for 10 minutes spraying everyone with the bittersweet necture...

by gorsh dick August 17, 2003