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Nofi
A Nofi is a psenonym to hell, its a place where no one enters and no one leaves, only Hitler have a free pass through Nofi. Its so fucking dark you cant even light a candle, and if you do you instantly get raped by a 1000 bulls, If you knock on the gate of Nofi a demon will penetrate your ass with his 4 horns, and you will fall into Nofi 2, which is worse than auswitch.
I got into Nofi, and i did not enjoy it. I will not recommend going there, its just awful. I would rather get fucked by my uncle.
Nofi by Dirty downsyndrom October 19, 2020
Nofig
Nofig by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013
no-fi
While "lo-fi" means music recordings that are recorded raw and dirty (like in someone's basement), "no-fi" refers to recordings that are even dirtier and rawer (usually recorded in places like someone's bedroom with extra noise). Even those who like some "lo-fi" stuff will sometimes run from "no-fi" recordings, especially the extremely noisy, (often deliberately) shitty-sounding ones perpetrated by black metal, shitcore, and noise rock bands.
Lo-fi: Peaches
No-fi: early Gravy Train!!!!
Lo-fi: early Venom
No-fi: some early Darkthrone
Lo-fi: some Cutting Pink With Knives
No-fi: I Killed Techno!
No-fi: early Gravy Train!!!!
Lo-fi: early Venom
No-fi: some early Darkthrone
Lo-fi: some Cutting Pink With Knives
No-fi: I Killed Techno!
no-fi by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009
Nofile Picture
When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.
Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
Nofile Picture by mdubs10 December 16, 2009
Nofie
With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.
Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....
selfie egotistical phone picture
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....
selfie egotistical phone picture
Nofie by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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