nofi

no flame intended

or

no offense intended

guy1: i need some help now!

guy2: hey hey, can't you ask me nicely?

guy1: i'm sorry, nofi

nofi by chris August 30, 2008

Nofi

A Nofi is a psenonym to hell, its a place where no one enters and no one leaves, only Hitler have a free pass through Nofi. Its so fucking dark you cant even light a candle, and if you do you instantly get raped by a 1000 bulls, If you knock on the gate of Nofi a demon will penetrate your ass with his 4 horns, and you will fall into Nofi 2, which is worse than auswitch.

I got into Nofi, and i did not enjoy it. I will not recommend going there, its just awful. I would rather get fucked by my uncle.

Nofi by Dirty downsyndrom October 19, 2020

nofi

Short for "No F*cking Idea".

Me: "Do you know where my pants are?"
She: "Nofi."

nofi by XBL July 2, 2005

Nofig 

Short way of saying "Not one fuck is given"; not having a care in the world.

Katy: "Hey, did you hear about the US troops landing in Syria?"
Christina: "Nofig!"

Nofig by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013

no-fi 

While "lo-fi" means music recordings that are recorded raw and dirty (like in someone's basement), "no-fi" refers to recordings that are even dirtier and rawer (usually recorded in places like someone's bedroom with extra noise). Even those who like some "lo-fi" stuff will sometimes run from "no-fi" recordings, especially the extremely noisy, (often deliberately) shitty-sounding ones perpetrated by black metal, shitcore, and noise rock bands.

Lo-fi: Peaches
No-fi: early Gravy Train!!!!
Lo-fi: early Venom
No-fi: some early Darkthrone
Lo-fi: some Cutting Pink With Knives
No-fi: I Killed Techno!

no-fi by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

Nofile Picture 

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

Nofile Picture by mdubs10 December 16, 2009

Nofie 

With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.

Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....

selfie egotistical phone picture

Nofie by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016