Noff 

A shortened term for a Smirnoff, which in this case usually refers to the Smirnoff Ice, or another flavor such as green apple, which are malt beers.

Man 1: "Dude, I'm buzzin from that noff I just downed."
Man 2: "Are you serious? Those things are weak, man."

Noff by 0theoriginalanon0 August 4, 2010

Noff 

A loveless creature

Maci: Wow, she's is such a noff, she's never been loved in her whole life.

Isabella: Yeah, such a sad creature.

Noff by A Noff February 26, 2020

noff crime 

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

noff crime by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

Fuck noff

A combination of fuck no and fuck off.

Person 1(The instigator): "Hey, you look mad. Do you want a hug?"

Person 2: "Fuck noff!"

Fuck noff by ShadowStarling November 3, 2022

Cynophacide (sigh-noff-uh-side)

Derived from the Greek "cyno" (dog) and the Latin suffix "cide" (to kill).

The act of a beloved domestic dog (most commonly a large, shadow-like breed) attempting to "neutralize" their owner by acting as a tactical trip-hazard. Usually occurs at the top of a staircase, in a dark hallway, or precisely when the owner is carrying hot liquids or heavy items.

I tried to bring a cup of tea upstairs, but my Shepherd did a brake-check right on the landing. It was a blatant attempt at cynophacide (sigh-noff-uh-side).

Cynophacide (sigh-noff-uh-side) by Doggie parent July 15, 2026

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Noffer 

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011