noffs 

slang for "smirnoff ice". Use this term when you are in a public place or near adults who wouldn't think kindly of you tryna get Smirnoff Ice.

Underage Individual: Yo dude, you tryna get me some noffs?
Bogs: Yeah bro, my man is visiting his grandparents in East Jesus, he'll be right up to buy us some. It's only like 14 hours.
Underage Individual: Woordddd.

noffs by Booo Radley August 13, 2008

nofs 

Nofs is simply short for: "no fucking shit". Sometimes people fake a call frome a person called: "The Nofser" and hand over either their hand or any other object they are using as a fake phone, to a person making a fairly obvious statement.

1.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.

nofs by 7991ledom August 28, 2012

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

NOFTS 

none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when something is blatantly false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false

Friend 1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend 2: NOFTS! I know you're just going to buy some...
condoms

NOFTS by mclovino February 24, 2011

noff crime 

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

noff crime by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

Noffer 

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011

noffin 

1.same word as nothing but you either have a muffin, or something in you mouth when being said.
2. what is said by a three year old

1."noffin." he said as food was falling out of his mouth
2."i didnt say noffin momma."

noffin by Quazy21 May 25, 2009