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noffee by Green Goby September 6, 2019
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Noffee cap
A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.
Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.
Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.
Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.
Noffee cap by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009
Related Words
noffee • Noffee cap • 'noffer • nofeesnofunding incorporated • Noffe • Noffecile • Noffed • nofferings • noffie • Noffkee
Noffed
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011
Noffer
To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011
Noffecile
Slang term for people who get easily offended for the stupidest, smallest, and unimportant things. An alternative to "snowflake".
The slang is a mixed anagram for the Latin sentence "Facile Offendi" meaning "The Easily Offended".
The slang is a mixed anagram for the Latin sentence "Facile Offendi" meaning "The Easily Offended".
Karen says that my knock knock joke is offensive to people who don't have arms. Jeez what a noffecile.
Noffecile by Steve Civillian Admin January 3, 2021
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