noffee 

A networking meeting between colleagues that does not take place at a coffee shop

I had a noffee with Mike to talk about his new job.

noffee by Green Goby September 6, 2019

Noffee cap 

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

Noffee cap by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Noffer 

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011

Noffe 

Everything and nothing and nothing and everything.

You are a Noffe

Noffe by Noffe wars August 13, 2018

nofflers 

a slang word for feet and/or toes, particularly grotesque ones.

let's see those cheesy nofflers

nofflers by ffejetty February 24, 2023

Noffecile 

Slang term for people who get easily offended for the stupidest, smallest, and unimportant things. An alternative to "snowflake".
The slang is a mixed anagram for the Latin sentence "Facile Offendi" meaning "The Easily Offended".

Karen says that my knock knock joke is offensive to people who don't have arms. Jeez what a noffecile.

Noffecile by Steve Civillian Admin January 3, 2021