noffee

A networking meeting between colleagues that does not take place at a coffee shop

I had a noffee with Mike to talk about his new job.

by Green Goby September 6, 2019

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

Noffed

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Noffer

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

by The Noffer September 24, 2011

Noffe

Everything and nothing and nothing and everything.

You are a Noffe

by Noffe wars August 13, 2018

nofflers

a slang word for feet and/or toes, particularly grotesque ones.

let's see those cheesy nofflers

by ffejetty February 24, 2023

Noffecile

Slang term for people who get easily offended for the stupidest, smallest, and unimportant things. An alternative to "snowflake".
The slang is a mixed anagram for the Latin sentence "Facile Offendi" meaning "The Easily Offended".

Karen says that my knock knock joke is offensive to people who don't have arms. Jeez what a noffecile.

by Steve Civillian Admin January 3, 2021