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Someone who has been trained yet cannot grasp the concept of how to properly wipe their own ass.
That dude is suck a NoFfer.

Don't be a NoFfer man.

You don't want to grow up like then NoFfers over there.
NoFfer by helliondsq February 1, 2021
someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.
linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer
'noffer by colina December 23, 2005
Naffer is named after Team Liquid Counter-Strike player Naf, his fans are called Naffers and they usually spam this word in twitch chat as soon as he makes a play
Any Naffers ?
Naffers by diditeterara February 25, 2021

Nifferous 

A man who has been toxic and manipulative towards his girlfriend and has done more evil along the way.
Nifferous can come in many names such as
Good Nifferous, Nifferous B, and Nifferous 7&8.
Damnit, Good Nifferous strikes again… He tortured another woman… However this time she was a minor…
Nifferous by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023
The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Nosferatu 

Amazing 1922 German silent film about the vampire, Nosferatu. There has never been a more frightening portrayal of a vampire than in that film. The movie RULES!!!!!
"What do you think is the creepiest vampire movie?"
"Without a doubt, Nosferatu (1922)
Nosferatu by industrialfan71 February 22, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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