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To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"
Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011
Words you can keep
Someone who has been trained yet cannot grasp the concept of how to properly wipe their own ass.
That dude is suck a NoFfer.

Don't be a NoFfer man.

You don't want to grow up like then NoFfers over there.
NoFfer by helliondsq February 1, 2021
someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.
linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer
'noffer by colina December 23, 2005
Naffer is named after Team Liquid Counter-Strike player Naf, his fans are called Naffers and they usually spam this word in twitch chat as soon as he makes a play
Any Naffers ?
Naffers by diditeterara February 25, 2021

Nifferous 

A man who has been toxic and manipulative towards his girlfriend and has done more evil along the way.
Nifferous can come in many names such as
Good Nifferous, Nifferous B, and Nifferous 7&8.
Damnit, Good Nifferous strikes again… He tortured another woman… However this time she was a minor
Nifferous by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023
The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Nosferatu 

Amazing 1922 German silent film about the vampire, Nosferatu. There has never been a more frightening portrayal of a vampire than in that film. The movie RULES!!!!!
"What do you think is the creepiest vampire movie?"
"Without a doubt, Nosferatu (1922)
Nosferatu by industrialfan71 February 22, 2008
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