noca

Colombian Spanish slang for no.

Parce quiere ir al estadio? Noca pana me toca ayudar a la cucha.

noca by Verdolaga10 December 11, 2016

Noca-Cola 

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.

Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

Noca-Cola by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010

NOCAYOL 

An Acronym for 'No One Cares About Your Other League'.

This is a specific reference to fantasy sports discussions which take place amongst friends or competitors in a shared league. It is a Violation of the Highest Order to open, interrupt or end any fantasy sports conversation with mention of a different fantasy team, other than the mutual league.

In Lamens terms - No One Cares About Your Other League! Your the only one who really cares, especially when your not doing well in the mutual league. You must keep all fantasy discussion to your mutual league, or you are in violation on NOCAYOL!

Shawn: I beat you in our Fantasy football match-up this weekend by 4 touchdowns! Good Luck making the playoffs now, I own you and the division.

Eric: Yeah, it doesn't matter, cause I won my game in my other league where I have the best record. I'm killing it with my top players...

Shawn: DUDE! No One Cares About Your Other League. Lets talk about this league, the one I just beat you in. Com'on man, I claim NOCAYOL!

NOCAYOL by mchesler44 August 30, 2010

nocap twitter 

A section of twitter users who purposefully type in all lower case or don't capitalize their sentences properly to appear chill or relaxed. This name heavily applies to iPhone users especially, as it means they must have gone into their settings to purposefully change capitalization or they undo the capitalization as they type. You can see this all through out social media, but Twitter is the most common.

I hate nocap twitter, like, they don't look chill, they look stupid.

nocap twitter by The Massive November 29, 2019

Nocaïne 

A white powder which is sold as cocaïne by swindlers. A lot a youngsters unknowingly buy nocaïne the first few times. Nocaïne is baking powder most of the times.

Dave: I got some cocaïne, wanna try some?
Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off.
Dave: What do you mean?
Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.

Nocaïne by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner) 

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner) by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

sem noçao 

literally: "without any notion"

1. an expression used in Brazil to describe someone who is clueless, sometimes cheeky and that has absolutely no respect whatsoever for the rules that govern life in society.

2. alternatively, the expression can be used in a more positive way, when the absence of norms is actually more than welcomed! As such, the expression can be used to describe a party that is so insanely out of control, you begin to regret that you're probably too drunk to remember anything the next morning!!!

first meaning:

-Man: a real man should admit his fears, a real woman should know how to cook!
Women all over the world: This guy is completely "sem noçao"!

-Woman in a nightclub: "hey you, you wanna to go to the bar, get something to drink?
Man: What? You want me to pay for your drink or something? Listen woman, I don't have to pay for affection!

Later on, woman to her friends: .... Oh...my...God.. I should have totally made out with that guy, he was so "sem noçao"! "

second meaning:

-Man calls his friend during carnival:

"Dude, last night was completely "sem noçao", I had caipirinhas in my veins, I almost got in a fight with a midget, I started dancing on a barrel in a weird bar, a hot cougar ripped my shirt open and stole my hat, I maxed out my credit card, I sexted all the contacts in my cellphone and I woke up with nail scratches on my back and dollar bills all around my boxer shorts! wait, this isn't my hotel room!?!? "

sem noçao by paraparaparapaparapapa October 17, 2011