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Nocaïne 

A white powder which is sold as cocaïne by swindlers. A lot a youngsters unknowingly buy nocaïne the first few times. Nocaïne is baking powder most of the times.
Dave: I got some cocaïne, wanna try some?
Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off.
Dave: What do you mean?
Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.
Nocaïne by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009
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Someone who didn't lose an enormous amount of real-world money when the Bitcoin bubble popped.
My wife is divorcing me because I secretly put all of our net worth into Bitcoin just before the price began to tank. I wish I were a nocoiner.
nocoiner by NDA00 May 13, 2018
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A nocoiner is the worst insult that a person from the Bitcoin/Altcoin community can hurl at a non-believer. It usually appears when someone is having a skeptical stance toward cryptocurrencies or has a more traditional view regarding finances.
The nocoiner label is usually thrown in a desperate attempt at discrediting an 'adversary' by insecure cryptocoin hodlers in a last-ditch effort to reassure themselves that the magic beans they have bought actually have value.
Daad! Stop being such a nocoiner and lend me some extra cash! You'll see, by next year I will afford to stay in my OWN basement.
nocoiner by BringBackTheDodo April 13, 2018
A person who is aware of the existence of Crypto Currencies but chooses not to own any of them at any time.
My friend heard and read about Bitcoin in 2011. He said it was a scam then, he also said it on 2012, 2013, 2017...Poor nocoiner.
nocoiner by coindude June 1, 2017
A nocoiner is a person who owns no cryptocurrencies and thinks that an investment in Venezuelan Peso, Turkish Lira and USD is a safer bet.
"Hey Hodler, you're douchebag. I'll keep my money in a safe FIAT currency like USD or Venezuelan Peso, because I'm a smart nocoiner. Bubble, Crash, economics, Tulips - you know"
nocoiner by Hodler101 August 24, 2018
A Nocoiner is a person who has no Bitcoin. Nocoiners (usually Socialists, Lawyers or MBA Economists ) are people who missed their opportunity to buy Bitcoin at a low price because they thought it was a scam, and who is now bitter at having missed out. The nocoiner takes out his or her bitterness on Bitcoin Hodlers, by constantly claiming that Bitcoin will crash, is a scam, is a bubble, or other types of easily refuted FUD. Nocoiners have little to no computer skills or imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin go up and its adoption spread they consider all Bitcoin users to be in a collective delusion, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at Harvard, Yale and Columbia, where anyone who is not part of their clique is treated with suspicion by default. The worst nocoiners are tenured academics and goldbugs. Nocoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, prostitutes and losers.
I'm pretty sure Emin is a Nocoiner. Yesterday he made a Tweet about how Bitcoin going up was just a fad, and that a crash was inevitable. He's always talking Bitcoin down; if he had Bitcoin, he would never trash his own stash.
nocoiner by Prescopax December 7, 2017
a person that is pretty tall. she has has long wavy-ish curly hair. she isnt popular but she has lots of friends and is social. she never disappoints. a noraine has a sense of humor: 👹🚩😍🤪💀😹🙂😀🙄”
“bro i just met a girl with an actual sense of humor. SHES ALSO SOCIAL AND IS QUITE TALL.” omg shes such a noraine!
noraine by noraine March 10, 2022
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