Noca-Cola
Not Coke.
An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.
Likely to be served with Noreos.
An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.
Likely to be served with Noreos.
Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!
*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!
Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!
*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!
Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!
Noca-Cola by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010
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