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Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

nobody here but us chickens

1) a sarcastic answer implying "who else would be here?" or "just the regular crowd"

2) could be used to hide someone there who should not be

source: originally from a fable involving a chicken thief (possibly a fox) hiding in the hen house and answering the farmer's question of who's making all the noise.

Also made popular by a 40's song of the same name by Louis Jordan.
Dad (coming home from work): Anybody home?
Older Daughter (in bedroom): Nobody here but us chickens! (implying herself and her sister, but is actually herself and her boyfriend, who should have gone home already)

noobware 

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.
Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.
noobware by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006

He aint nobody 

Jamal: Marquis think you can't rhyme
Tyrese: He aint nobody
He aint nobody by Pizzlej March 28, 2019

nobody moved 

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline
“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”
nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020

noboru yamaguchi

Noboru Yamaguchi was a Japanese light novel and game scenario author from Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. He was well known for being the author of The Familiar of Zero light novels and visual novels by Frontwing.

Born: February 11, 1972

Died: April 4, 2013
noboru yamaguchi by holydrugs April 26, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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