Pizzlej's definitions

slow

A relatively slow learner, who while struggling to keep up with everyday tasks, cultural evolution, or academics, is in a temporary (and usually domain limited) state of high reason, capable of demonstrating some set of the complex products of creativity and/or analytical thought. An effect due to some combination of factors such as intrinsic motivation, autistic spectrum disorders, emotional intelligence, mental specialization, and the powers of chance.

"But I thought Einstein couldn't speak till he was four".
"He was just slow"

"Mikey's failing math again!"
"Don't worry about honey.....he's just a little slow"

by Pizzlej February 29, 2008

i aint gonna lie

A formal declaration that what you are about to speak is plainly the truth. Although sometimes used deviously as a preamble to an actual lie.

i aint gonna lie , Tyrese got hops but he can't dunk on no 10ft rim.

by Pizzlej March 5, 2019

getch yo' nappy.....

A common preface used to demand someone depart from your presence.

getch Yo' Nappy..... ass out of my face, fo' I whoop yo ass

by Pizzlej March 18, 2019

fo'

Short way of saying "before"

Get out my face fo' i whoop yo ass!

by Pizzlej March 18, 2019

done raised a fool

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.

Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!

by Pizzlej January 20, 2019

IQ

Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.

People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.

by Pizzlej February 12, 2019

love you papi

A Puerto Rican term of endearment.

Manuel: here's 100$ for the mall.
Erika: love you papi!

by Pizzlej July 6, 2019