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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
Related Words

nigelated 

When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.
Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!
nigelated by MOD^2 November 22, 2007

Nightlite 

When you stretch your nut sack and shine a flashlight through it with the lights off.
She said she stubbed her toe on the bed because it was dark, so I gave her the nightlite.
Nightlite by Flames Newsman July 29, 2020

Negrilite 

An amicable title for someone.
Synonym of: Homie, buddy, brother, friend, brethren, etc.
Term coined in October 2007, Toronto, Ontario, by Boni.
you: Aight homes, I'mma dip.
Boni: Taker EZ negrilite!
Negrilite by Boni November 21, 2007
A word that you can use around friends when you don't want to sound main stream or super racist , instead of saying 'nigger' or 'nigga'
friend: ''eyy niggelito, how's it goin'?''
you: ''I'm doing great, but gtg''
friend: ''Okey, later.''
you: ''later niggelito'''
niggelito by Pizzaisfire July 17, 2016
That woman mad stupid, niggerite?

Sorry homie, you gotta get a niggerite from the boss.
niggerite by lesliefrancs March 6, 2011