by Nigrelite March 19, 2023
Get the nigrelite mug.An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
by udu_ May 23, 2009
Get the Nigelitis mug.Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!
by MOD^2 November 22, 2007
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Synonym of: Homie, buddy, brother, friend, brethren, etc.
Term coined in October 2007, Toronto, Ontario, by Boni.
Synonym of: Homie, buddy, brother, friend, brethren, etc.
Term coined in October 2007, Toronto, Ontario, by Boni.
by Boni November 21, 2007
Get the Negrilite mug.A word that you can use around friends when you don't want to sound main stream or super racist , instead of saying 'nigger' or 'nigga'
friend: ''eyy niggelito, how's it goin'?''
you: ''I'm doing great, but gtg''
friend: ''Okey, later.''
you: ''later niggelito'''
you: ''I'm doing great, but gtg''
friend: ''Okey, later.''
you: ''later niggelito'''
by Pizzaisfire July 17, 2016
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