Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

by udu_ May 23, 2009

Nigeled

When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!

Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.

by Captain tickler August 30, 2017

nigelated

When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.

Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!

by MOD^2 November 02, 2007

nigelle

Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.

You are such a nigelle

by Anonymous87665412 July 11, 2014

nigellated

To be excluded from a group

I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment

He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.

by DocBrown March 01, 2005

NIGEL

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.

"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"

by Vincent21 July 11, 2008

Nigel

Nigel is...what is he? He can be mean, selfish, flawed in so many shallow ways, but then you go deeper. Something is in him, something about the way he sees the world. Hes self conscious is all, he struggles to fit in and to breathe in air thats being taken up by so many others. Its the way his jaw curves, his eyes- the way they set on you in such deep intensity at those rare moments. Its his dark hair, his deep voice, his laugh, flaws, jealousy, secrets, beauty, everything. THATS what Nigel is.

Person: Who is that sitting over there?

Me: oh, thats Nigel.

Person: Could you stop staring?

by thatgirlemma August 29, 2013