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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
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Niglitarian

(pronoun)
One who endorses, supports, or otherwise acts upon niggerly principles. Many niligatarians hold offices on Martin Lither King St in any given town.
Latarian Melton, the 7 year old car thief, is a niglitarian because of his classless beliefs about personal responsibility and material goods.
Niglitarian by banon9000 February 18, 2009

Nigelicas 

Nigelicas is a term used in the Pacific North West to describe flaxen haired, blue eyed Greek gods, who possess a wide range of interests that include, but are not limited to, animé and comic books.
Nigelicas, Nerd of Zuse.
Nigelicas by 50shadesofawesome13 February 21, 2015

Nigelina 

Nigelina is a name of an Australian man that is decent at sports. His voice is very deep. He likes black handshakes and has a curved jawlines. He is flirtatious and some girls can't stand his sexiness. He is often attracting girls left and right and is tall.
Wow I have a Nigelina
Nigelina by CUZKRIS October 26, 2018

niglitation 

Getting beaten up by a black guy
Yo. Someone is getting niglitation over there
niglitation by JoemfMama December 27, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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