An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
(pronoun)
One who endorses, supports, or otherwise acts upon niggerly principles. Many niligatarians hold offices on Martin Lither King St in any given town.
Latarian Melton, the 7 year old car thief, is a niglitarian because of his classless beliefs about personal responsibility and material goods.
Nigelicas is a term used in the Pacific North West to describe flaxen haired, blue eyed Greek gods, who possess a wide range of interests that include, but are not limited to, animé and comic books.
Nigelina is a name of an Australian man that is decent at sports. His voice is very deep. He likes black handshakes and has a curved jawlines. He is flirtatious and some girls can't stand his sexiness. He is often attracting girls left and right and is tall.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.