niggligence

a black mans ability to neglect to do something.

I cant belive trey cold have so much niggligence.

by other guy sitting behind you November 30, 2011

nigligence

a racial slur of sorts, typically referring to a black person being negligent.

"Lamar lives in the Ghetto. Lamar is black. Lamar left the car in neutral, and it rolled down the hill, killing two people, injuring seven, and taking out a fire hydrant. Lamar is showing nigligence."

by Shawnxxxxxxxxnxxxxx November 3, 2007

niggligent

The act of when one dark-skinned person fails to act on behalf of his family, homies, or himself, to prevent hardship, harm, or illegalities on said parties.

Due to Jerome being niggligent, his family wasn't able to eat tonight because he chose instead to buy crack.

by caheyl87 May 21, 2008

nigligence

When a black man has sex but doesn't wear a condom (pretty much all the time). This leads to accidental pregnancy.

Tyrone: I tapped Latoya 'bout a month ago & now the bit's sayin' she's pregnant.
DeAndre: Did you wear a glove?
Tyrone: Hell no! The glove don't fit!
DeAndre: That's some mad nigligence, yo.

by em=me June 24, 2011

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

niggaligence

1. the state of negligence of a nigga
2. the niggerish state of one ignoring all rational and responsible ways of handling a situation

Niggaligence is a direct result of speaking niggalish in a "nigga moment".

The problem here is niggaligence , not active malfeasance.

by jaykaybay9411 May 5, 2013

niggligent

Irresponsible in a petty or merely-irritating manner.

Wearing a slightly-threadbare NEGLIGEE is merely a NIGGLIGENT action; try not to be overly NEGATIVE about it. :P

by QuacksO May 12, 2022