nesses 

Taken from the suffix "-ness" (as in likeness, goodness, etc).

1. Things
2. Can be substituted for any noun.

1. "What kind of nesses did you get?"
2. "I'm going to try ALL the nesses this weekend!"

(Usually used when the other person/people in the conversation know the context.)

nesses by Lillia Baker December 27, 2011

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

nessecary 

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?

"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*

nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019

Nessex

Nessex is currently one of the dubstep industries best original innovators as well as mainstream remixers. He's best known for his remix of Xilent - Choose Me II, being ranked among top ten Dubstep artists in the world, and also his extremely loyal soundcloud following.

Raver #1 "Who's that maniac dropping bass-bombs on stage?"
Raver #2 "Omg, that's NESSEX!" *Eargasms*

Nessex by Dubfan October 19, 2012

Nessenyul

A strong, fearless boy from Wales who once lost his hammer.

Nessenyul! Wheh'za hahma

Nessenyul by MikeTrout27 October 24, 2018

Adrienne Nesser 

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.

"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong

Adrienne Nesser by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005

nerses 

A smart boy, and when he plays a sport he is always the best one in the team. Also a God of pimps.

We should do what the Nerses said.

nerses by n0yes May 15, 2009