nessesbian

A girl whose attractiveness or weight forces her to declare herself a lesbian. Frequently occurs after a formerly cute chick becomes overweight or otherwise ages or lets herself go and finds herself losing the attentions of men that she once enjoyed. Proclaiming her homosexuality attracts a different kind of, but still welcome, attention from both curious men and adventurous women.

that girl really let herself go so now she's a nessesbian

by JSMAX November 3, 2010

Necesbian

A necesbian is a girl who is so fat, ugly or repulsive to get along with they decide to be a lesbian in order to procure a mate

This girl in the Socialist's Unity League at my school one day decided she liked other girls since no boys would date her. What a necesbian.

by slbowman August 6, 2008

Nersesianism

The philosophy that follows the values of Ms. Goarine Nersesian. This belief follows the mistrust of Russian bears and many of the ideals that embody the forceful culture of Russia and Armenia. One does not doubt or contradict Nersesianism, or else one will be utterly destroyed and raped. The forceful sense of Nersesianism contradicts itself at points, but eventually straightens out.

Do not trust Russian Bear

Dude 1: Hey where are you going?
Dude 2: To church why?
Dude 1: Just wondering...are you Catholic?
Dude 2: Nah I'm Lutherian; why, what are you?
Dude 1: I believe all religions are pointless, and I believe in the ideals of Nersesianism.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Never trust Russian Bear.
Dude 2: So its a religion?
Dude 1: No, its a belief, that believes that all religions are pointless, and follows the beliefs of Ms. Goarine Nersesian.
Dude 2: Cool.
Dude 1: Abort your religion! Infadels!

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

neolesbian

opposite of hasbian, a woman who went from being straight to lesbian

she used to be a penis lover and now she is all neolesbian

by melancholyup February 23, 2013