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place of hicks, rednecks, and crackheads. one stoplight. anyone worth anything lives OUTSIDE the town limits!
That's a Neeses pieces hoochie right there!
Neeses by Candy Hunter June 23, 2008
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Neetesh has many excellent qualities and some limitations. Although not overly ambitious, you are willing to work hard to reach your goals and are content to make slow, steady progress. Patient and methodical, with an ability to focus on the details, and happiest when doing tasks that involve both your mind and hands, you are inclined towards mechanical or technical projects, and could excel at many different occupations. You take time to grasp a new concept but, once mastered, you are able put it to practical use. When working on a project you do not like to be interrupted. You have a good business sense and are systematic and orderly in all your endeavours. You take your responsibilities seriously and believe that "what is worth doing, is worth doing well." Others depend on you for your unflappable, logical, and reliable qualities. Because you are so conscientious, you have to know when to step back and let others assume their share of the load. Because stability in your affairs is so important you are unlikely to gamble or take chances. This name creates a desire early in life to marry and settle down with a home and family. You make it a priority to establish a comfortable home base. Issues in close relationships could arise as you are inclined to be set in your opinions to the point of stubbornness. A tendency to worry too much could disturb your peace of mind.
Guy 1 "hey man i need your help now!"
Neetesh "okay bro i am always for you"

Guy2 "why you have a different taste in girls"
Neetesh"i like the girls who are little bit crazy and nostalgia like me"
Neetesh by Thakur_is_here June 7, 2019
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Plural form of nemesis, meanig enemies or rivals. Can also be used after "arch-", meaning that someone/something is your worst enemy.

Not to be confused with "nemesi", which is not an actual word.
Rich and Don are my nemeses, because everywhere I go those two are always one-upping me.
Nemeses by Rodney Basil July 8, 2004
A person who will change your life forever. Neesee is a miracle and when we need one, is able to do one for us. In all that can go wrong she is the one who will make it all better. Neesee will bring you to victory and allow you to see in yourself what you may never have seen otherwise.
Neesee, NeeSee
Neesee by martianmommy February 13, 2010
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
I love Neelesh.
neelesh by Dr. Awesomer December 7, 2009
A Neese is the most incredibly beautiful, charming, talented and wonderful woman in the entire universe. No other woman compares to a Neese. Often when a Neese is standing near another woman she makes them look like a swine or other pig-like animal by comparison. She has a perfect body, shiny brown hair and endlessly beautiful brown eyes which sparkle like diamonds. To be with her is like floating on a fluffy white cloud of absolute bliss. Her voice is like sweet music. Her smile is the single greatest gift you could ever be given.
Neese by Smiten October 20, 2011
A smart boy, and when he plays a sport he is always the best one in the team. Also a God of pimps.
nerses by n0yes May 15, 2009
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