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Neiman Marxist

A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusive Vegas nightclubs, espouses Marxist revolution, loves Che and/or anti-WTO protests, and claims empathy for the poor and oppressed as long as they don't move in next door. He or she will have traveled to a relatively safe city in the developing world with Starbucks, like Dubai, Buenos Aires, or Cape Town. Will have a piece of "ethnic" art in his or her condominium and/or suburban house in a gated community.
The border protest was attended by a group of Neiman Marxists who held signs and stayed back on the pavement.
Neiman Marxist by ranger47 February 17, 2009

Neiman Marcus 

A very expensive upscale department store headquartered in Dallas Texas. They also have a store on fifth avenue in New York City.
Person 1: Did you see the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog?

Person 2: Oh yes, the one with the 50,000 dollar faberge egg, 100,000 dollar BMW car and one million dollar vacation in it?

Person 1: That's the one!
Neiman Marcus by azx May 1, 2008
Also known as Alex Day, he is a Vlogger and muscian on Youtube, and is in the process of writing a novel (Renshii), a T.V. Series ( Calamity), and a movie script (Six). He is very popular and at the moment has just over 25,250 Subscribers. He is very funny and has a amazing sense of humor. He is also the leader of the nermie army.

He is also the inventer of the music genre Trock, and is in a band called chameleon Circuit, along with Charlieissocoollike (Charlie), LittleRadge (Liam) and clowninparachute (Ginger chris).
"Have you seen Nerimons new video"

"yeah, the winegums one"
nerimon by Allaboutkara August 7, 2008

Neiman Marcus 

Super high end luxury department store also known as "Needless Mark-up." Basically if you're not ready to pay too much for retail then don't shop here. Won't take any other credit card aside from their own store card, all other transactions must be in cash. So if you're a mobster or a drug dealer then this is your place to shop. Otherwise better hit the ATM a couple of times before you go.
Martin: "Dude check out my new Pradas!"
Josh: "Nice! Where'd you find em at?"
Martin: I got em at Neiman Marcus for $500, I coulda gotten em at the company's store for $450 but that's how I role."

Robert: "Sorry I'm late."
Tina: "it's cool, did you get held up in traffic?"
Robert: "No I had to use the other entrance of the mall because Neiman Marcus was doing their annual party for the customers who spend $25000 or more a year."
Neiman Marcus by window shopper November 2, 2009
Youtuber from the United Kindgon, named Alex Day, with more than 400,000 subscribers. In a band called Chameleon Circuit with fellow Toutube and housemate Charlieissocoollike (Charlie McDonnell). Leader of the Nermie Army and also one of the wittiest and hottest people on this planet.
Hey did you see Nerimon's latest video?
Yeah, he was wearing shiny gold hotpants.
nerimon by julia69 September 23, 2011

nerdmance 

a romance between two nerds
He proposed to his girlfriend in a Mario suite and jumped up to get the ring out of a question mark box. He's a nerd and she's a nerd. That is what we call a nerdmance, ladies and gentleman.
nerdmance by RBWordNerd May 18, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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