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Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.
"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"
Neiman's Cloud by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

paul newman's cat 

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."
Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

Newman's Day 

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
Newman's Day by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004

Cardinal Newman School

Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.

I should know, I go to this school..

Newman Smith

The short word for "I live with sewer rats and eat condoms"
"Yeah, im a newman smith, i LOVE rats!

Isadore Newman School

A school where a bunch of rich kids go but actually does have a lot of smart people along with their dumb people! Also the person in the other def called us stupid but doesn't know how to spell the name of the school. It's Isidore not Isadore. Also you can't call people stupid when you never properly learned to speak english!@stubblywave3370 It would be "they" not "their" lol. Also I'm pretty sure we'll all have pretty good jobs based solely off of our parentage. Though I concede that we may be less deserving than other candidates our class alone makes us more likely to get real jobs. One of the worlds unfortunate realities.
"they will never get real jobs" not "their will never get real jobs"

Isadore Newman School