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neiman's 

Short for Neiman Marcus, a very high end department store based in Dallas, Texas. Known for extravagent merchandise and an over-the-top shopping experience.
Skookeshia looks real good, she done been shopping at Neiman's.
neiman's by Specialk#1 October 17, 2005
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Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.
"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"
Neiman's Cloud by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

paul newman's cat 

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."
Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

Newman's Day 

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
Newman's Day by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004

Cardinal Newman School

Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.

I should know, I go to this school..

Newman Smith

The short word for "I live with sewer rats and eat condoms"
"Yeah, im a newman smith, i LOVE rats!

Isadore Newman School

A school where a bunch of rich kids go but actually does have a lot of smart people along with their dumb people! Also the person in the other def called us stupid but doesn't know how to spell the name of the school. It's Isidore not Isadore. Also you can't call people stupid when you never properly learned to speak english!@stubblywave3370 It would be "they" not "their" lol. Also I'm pretty sure we'll all have pretty good jobs based solely off of our parentage. Though I concede that we may be less deserving than other candidates our class alone makes us more likely to get real jobs. One of the worlds unfortunate realities.
"they will never get real jobs" not "their will never get real jobs"

Isadore Newman School
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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