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neonatalimpalionecrophiliation 

Long story short, it's an instrumental by the brutal and best band ever, sadly, it doesn't seem to have a meaning, or a proper pronunciation meaning it can't be your favourite song.
Him/her: hey! What's your favourite song?
You: neonatalimpalionecrophiliation
Him/her: (confused glance) ok... WHAT THE FU...

neonaticide 

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.
Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.
neonaticide by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009

water nonatarian

do not have bottled water
Are you guys water nonatarians?
water nonatarian by hghsht October 17, 2008

Post-neonatal drip 

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

neonatism 

The belief that eating babies works better than touching grass
Neonatism was started in a Wattpad comment section
neonatism by NeonatismLord September 21, 2021

Neontaster's Law 

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."
Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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