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neonatism 

The belief that eating babies works better than touching grass
Neonatism was started in a Wattpad comment section
neonatism by NeonatismLord September 21, 2021
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neonaticide 

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.
Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.
neonaticide by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009

neonazis 

Neo(new) Nazi(member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party): 1)A supremacist of European ancestry who invokes World War Two era Germany symbology (Hitler's version of the swastika, the iron cross, the "SchutzStaffel" bolts etc). Such symbols are primarily used for shock value and identity rather than to express any true political ideology.
2) A white trash (see groder) who hates all non-whites, especially blacks and mestizos, but in reality is no better than those he hates. Can usually be found in white-minority trailer parks or other low income neighborhoods. These types tend to hate non-whites (see: mud, nigger, spic, kike, chink) for ganging up on them and raping their women.
All that neonazis can hope to accomplish is being hated by most everyone.

That neonazi has no political ideology whatsoever, save for what he read in Mein Kampf.

White pride is all fine and good, but being a neonazi only hinders the cause.

He is a neonazi because he is one of 10 whites in his school, and gets jumped by niggers on a dailty basis.
neonazis by The Freak Magnet August 17, 2006

negatism 

Retarded way of saying negativity for moronic teachers like Ms.Bent.
Der...., take the negatism out of the classroom!
negatism by Devin June 8, 2003

neopetism 

new age neopet religion

adopted by many middle school children and people who play with magic cards
garth: "did you see klaus yet? i wanted to trade a level 72 magic card with him."
ina: "idk ever since he converted to neopetism, he's been playing neopets nonstop"
The practice of worshipping the Homestuck character Nepeta.
Yeah, I practice Nepatism, so what?
Nepatism by GoldenBG November 11, 2020
A hypothetical ideology in which someone is equally racist against every race however the reasons for the racism is different for every group, but the amount of racism remains the same.
That one friend: “idk man, all these blacks are getting on my nerves.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
Neoracism by Sacredfart March 20, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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