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Newborn baby

Can be used seriously or to make fun of someone who is young or immature or a year 7
look at that cute little neonate”

or
“neonate behaviour
Words you can keep

neonatalimpalionecrophiliation 

Long story short, it's an instrumental by the brutal and best band ever, sadly, it doesn't seem to have a meaning, or a proper pronunciation meaning it can't be your favourite song.
Him/her: hey! What's your favourite song?
You: neonatalimpalionecrophiliation
Him/her: (confused glance) ok... WHAT THE FU...

neonaticide 

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.
Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.
neonaticide by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009
It is an italian word meaning 'babygirl'
She is my neonata
neonata by guarnm November 22, 2018
The best private server in existence also has cool people in it
Have you seen the people in neonite?
Neonite by YLSDev June 5, 2021

Neonteen 

A website created by a certain member with the user name as kerplunk who has a very amusing dictionary definition.

Neonteen attracts alot of annoying newbies, and very cool members, this is a place where regulars are very regular, and the annoying excel in their occupation.

A very interesting place to be online.
Highly reccomended
Hey, come on Neonteen! Simply A Newbie's just done the top 100 members!
Neonteen by The special lady. March 2, 2004

neonatism 

The belief that eating babies works better than touching grass
Neonatism was started in a Wattpad comment section
neonatism by NeonatismLord September 21, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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