Definitions by PrincessZeffie

neonaticide 

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.

Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.

neonaticide by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009

floccinaucinihilipilification 

The act of judging something as useless.

The best example of "floccinaucinihilipilification" is the word itself, for most people would prefer say flat out something is useless, then to try and pronounce that word.

floccinaucinihilipilification by PrincessZeffie March 20, 2009

epic fail 

A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.

If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.

epic fail by PrincessZeffie August 7, 2008

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

laziness by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Van Gogh Syndrome 

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

Van Gogh Syndrome by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008