Jane is really struggling with her new-found vegetarianism. She's eating too many starchy, fatty foods to fill the gap. It's to be expected, though. It's common to a newetarian.
An individual who is not content to simply BE negative, such as a negative Nancy or a negweb. A negatarian requires negativity to survive. They transmit only negativity because all they are able to take in is negativity. They seek only the negative side of any stimulus they are exposed to. They not only spew it constantly, they need to consume it instead of nutrition. They need negativity so much that they will manufacture negativity in order to ensure they are always soaking in a stew of it, spooning it up whenever they speak, think or dream.
Me: Chad was at it again last night- We all raised a glass to Janelle in honor of her new baby boy and Chaddo finished off the well-wishes with "Yep, another baby that will have a shorter, poorer life than his mom thanks to our rigged economy that owns the government." Janelle called him a negatarian and told him to put a clamp on that sewer hole of a mouth. Amanda: Good on her! And he IS a negatarian and needs be shut down!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.