nece 

non-gender-specific term for a sibling's child.

"My sibling just had a baby!"

"Is it your niece or your nephew?"

"Dunno. I guess that makes it my nece."

nece by jovo January 8, 2010

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

Necessary Evil 

Not liking something but understanding that it has to be accepted (sometimes) or it has to exist.

Nimueh says that money creates many problems but he cannot imagine ehat the world would be like without it. This is a necessary evil.

Necessary Evil by xsweet_vengeancex January 10, 2012

Necessity 

The fact of being required or indispensable.

It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.

Necessity by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016

bare necessities 

It's all you need.

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

bare necessities by Anonymouse_ April 4, 2009

If Necessaried 

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

If Necessaried by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009