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nasty-gram

a message, note, text, or some form of written communication that harbors a malicious intent towards the receiver; usually stems from feelings of anger, betrayal, disgust, contempt, aggressiveness, or frustration; usually has a threat involved
My best friend ditched me last night because he met some girl. I sent him a nasty-gram this morning.
nasty-gram by Infectious.Night April 3, 2011
Touching something directly after ejaculating on one's hand, in order to make someone elses object nasty.
He nastygrabbed my doorknob while i was sleeping, and I woke up to a sticky surprise
nastygrab by The Meez November 28, 2006
Letter sent to an individual or organization in professional "business-angry" style, expressing displeasure about actions taken, or lack thereof.
I sent a nastygram to my cell phone provider regarding why they've not adjusted my account, and they were pretty quick to fix it after that.
nastygram by Ben Schumin December 12, 2004

nastigram 

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me
I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.
nastigram by chuck price May 24, 2006
A angry note thats to the point, but try's to mask just how angry they are. Normally left by your boss.
" my boss said she wansn't mad about taking the day off, but she did leave me a nastygram on my desk"
nastygram by Maggielivesindenver January 24, 2008
An angry letter, email, or note that expresses a person's distaste or disapproval for you.
After calling Cindy's house at 2am her parents sent my parents a nastygram.