nastigram 

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me

I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.

nastigram by chuck price May 24, 2006

nastygrab

Touching something directly after ejaculating on one's hand, in order to make someone elses object nasty.

He nastygrabbed my doorknob while i was sleeping, and I woke up to a sticky surprise

nastygrab by The Meez November 28, 2006

nastygram

Letter sent to an individual or organization in professional "business-angry" style, expressing displeasure about actions taken, or lack thereof.

I sent a nastygram to my cell phone provider regarding why they've not adjusted my account, and they were pretty quick to fix it after that.

nastygram by Ben Schumin December 12, 2004

nastygram

A angry note thats to the point, but try's to mask just how angry they are. Normally left by your boss.

" my boss said she wansn't mad about taking the day off, but she did leave me a nastygram on my desk"

nastygram by Maggielivesindenver January 24, 2008

Nastygram

An angry letter, email, or note that expresses a person's distaste or disapproval for you.

After calling Cindy's house at 2am her parents sent my parents a nastygram.

Nastygram by The Official Pussy Monster June 21, 2009

nastygram

A note, often left anonymously, expressing displeasure of an action or perceived action of yours.

Someone who felt I parked too closely to him keyed my car and left a nastygram on the windshield.

nastygram by Eponym October 12, 2004

nastygram

A legal document stating that you should stop doing something, written in legalese and with the threat of taking you to court. A cease & desist letter.

When they released the FooCat :CueCat barcode scanner decrypting software, DigitalConvergence sent them a nastygram. My neighbor's lawyer sent me a nastygram telling me that my son is playing his Satanic non-music too loud and drawing pentagrams using plant food on his lawn, and will sue me for $666,666.00 if he doesn't quit.

nastygram by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 10, 2006