doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.
"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
by Dharma Midget July 02, 2016
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Known for being illegal to lick on other planets
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob
by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018
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A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.
A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes
by superwomin August 25, 2005
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This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.
AHHH! Doorknob!
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?
"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"
by Halo August 30, 2003
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A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.
I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.
by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 28, 2005
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A male person who is used to open other doorways for poeple, and then they get left behind. Like a huge tool
OMG, man that jake is a doorknob, sophie uses him and slams him shutlike a door every time!

That kid is a complete doorknob!!
by aladinsbakery April 28, 2009
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