doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

by Legit not a troll February 18, 2018

doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.

"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

doorknob

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

by superwomin July 29, 2005

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

by Halo August 30, 2003

doorknob

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 17, 2005

doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021