nastygrab

Touching something directly after ejaculating on one's hand, in order to make someone elses object nasty.

He nastygrabbed my doorknob while i was sleeping, and I woke up to a sticky surprise

by The Meez November 28, 2006

nastygram

Letter sent to an individual or organization in professional "business-angry" style, expressing displeasure about actions taken, or lack thereof.

I sent a nastygram to my cell phone provider regarding why they've not adjusted my account, and they were pretty quick to fix it after that.

by Ben Schumin December 12, 2004

nastigram

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me

I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.

by chuck price May 24, 2006

nastygram

A angry note thats to the point, but try's to mask just how angry they are. Normally left by your boss.

" my boss said she wansn't mad about taking the day off, but she did leave me a nastygram on my desk"

by Maggielivesindenver January 24, 2008

Nastygram

An angry letter, email, or note that expresses a person's distaste or disapproval for you.

After calling Cindy's house at 2am her parents sent my parents a nastygram.

by The Official Pussy Monster June 21, 2009

nastygram

A note, often left anonymously, expressing displeasure of an action or perceived action of yours.

Someone who felt I parked too closely to him keyed my car and left a nastygram on the windshield.

by Eponym October 12, 2004

nastygram

A legal document stating that you should stop doing something, written in legalese and with the threat of taking you to court. A cease & desist letter.

When they released the FooCat :CueCat barcode scanner decrypting software, DigitalConvergence sent them a nastygram. My neighbor's lawyer sent me a nastygram telling me that my son is playing his Satanic non-music too loud and drawing pentagrams using plant food on his lawn, and will sue me for $666,666.00 if he doesn't quit.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 10, 2006