42 definitions by Wiseman

The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess.
Clint needed to jack off again. He was out of Kleenex so he used a dirty sock for the catch.
by Wiseman July 10, 2006
Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
by Wiseman July 17, 2006
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.
Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
Regenerative Thermal Oxidizer. A device used for VOC emissions control in a manufacturing facility. An RTO consists of two or more heat exchangers connected by a common combustion chamber or zone. The heat exchangers consist of beds filled with media that will allow air to pass while serving as a mass to store heat. The VOC laden air stream enters the first heat exchange bed and passes directly through the media where it is preheated en route to the combustion chamber. Here a burner adds any heat necessary to reach optimum combustion temperature and complete the oxidization process. The now clean air stream next enters a second heat exchange bed. It passes directly through the media where the stream is cooled while heating the media before being exhausted to atmosphere. The flow through the heat exchange beds is reversed at regular intervals to conserve the heat of combustion within the RTO. Depending on the application, up to 95% of the heat combustion can be recovered and recycled representing a huge fuel savings. Regenerative Thermal Oxidation of VOC’s and other air pollutants works by a simple reaction of the harmful air pollutants with oxygen and heat. In this environment the VOC’s are converted to CO2, water vapor (H2O) and usable heat.
To comply with EPA regulations, the plant had to install an RTO at the end of their process.
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.
Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.
by Wiseman July 10, 2006