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mung

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.
Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!
by Wiseman July 7, 2006
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fag hole

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
by Wiseman June 18, 2006
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prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.
Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.
by Wiseman June 27, 2006
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NVA

Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR
HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Erica Durance

Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
by Wiseman August 4, 2006
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