Wiseman's definitions

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

HFCS

High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.

One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

RTO

Regenerative Thermal Oxidizer. A device used for VOC emissions control in a manufacturing facility. An RTO consists of two or more heat exchangers connected by a common combustion chamber or zone. The heat exchangers consist of beds filled with media that will allow air to pass while serving as a mass to store heat. The VOC laden air stream enters the first heat exchange bed and passes directly through the media where it is preheated en route to the combustion chamber. Here a burner adds any heat necessary to reach optimum combustion temperature and complete the oxidization process. The now clean air stream next enters a second heat exchange bed. It passes directly through the media where the stream is cooled while heating the media before being exhausted to atmosphere. The flow through the heat exchange beds is reversed at regular intervals to conserve the heat of combustion within the RTO. Depending on the application, up to 95% of the heat combustion can be recovered and recycled representing a huge fuel savings. Regenerative Thermal Oxidation of VOC’s and other air pollutants works by a simple reaction of the harmful air pollutants with oxygen and heat. In this environment the VOC’s are converted to CO2, water vapor (H2O) and usable heat.

To comply with EPA regulations, the plant had to install an RTO at the end of their process.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

VOC

Volatile Organic Compound. Often emitted as gases from solid or liquid compounds, VOC's can come from a variety of sources suchs as paints, cleaning supplies, or certain manufacturing processes.

Bill and Ted didn't realize they could get cancer from the VOC's in the glue they were sniffing.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Perak

A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.

I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006