nagivation

The behavior made by a car-mounted or hand-held GPS navigation system when you fail to make a turn or otherwise leave the precalculated route. Typically this is done by endlessly saying "Recalculating..." and "Turn here" each side street you pass.

Man, I hate that nagivation system. All it ever does is "Recalculating..." "recalculating...", so I threw it out the window and told it "Recalculate THIS!"

nagivation by deathsaurus August 31, 2011

nagivation

The art of your spouse telling you how to drive

My wife said when I help while she is driving its navigation and i told her when she helps its nagivation...then we crashed

nagivation by HongKongPhooey325 July 31, 2026

Nigger Navigation 

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

Nigger Navigation by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

Drunk Navigation 

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

Drunk Navigation by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

magpie navigation

A method by which some users choose their path through websites, i.e., by clicking on the "shiny" buttons and links, with little regard for the information architecture or existing navigation hierarchy.

We made the happy path buttons larger and bright blue to facilitate magpie navigation.

magpie navigation by jfkelley March 20, 2013

notivation 

Notivation is the opposite of motivation. When an employee is notivated, his motivation has hit negative levels.
Notivation is common among office employees who see no future in their jobs.

"My notivation levels are hitting an all time high at the moment"

notivation by zzubnik May 24, 2012

navigationalist 

one who can navigate anywhere, place,or thing

How did we get here so fast. Just ask Seku he's a navigationalist.

navigationalist by S.N8TION June 15, 2009