naviation

A cross between navigation and aviation. Never to be used again...

Your father is yje slowest driver in the history of naviation!

by Patrick D November 19, 2002

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

All Known Laws of Aviation

The law of physics that says a bee shouldn’t be able to fly

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

by Leesbra July 21, 2021

Nigger Navigation

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

commit aviation

a hangar term meaning to fly for fun, or a crime against gravity

We have the aircraft, good weather, and time; let's commit aviation today.

by HarmlessGirl October 26, 2015

Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"

by Teiven December 8, 2020