n00bris 

One who aspires to escapes n00bishness, but in his attempts fails miserably, sinking even deeper ino the very thing he tries to escape.

N00bris buys l33t video card.
N00bris installs video card on win 98
N00bris can't get it to work
N00bris reverts to his crappy video card, and all the l33t 1s laugh

n00bris by Sweeper June 17, 2003

n00bistan 

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bis 

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

n00bism 

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004

n00bish 

(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs

Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp

n00bish by Dan September 19, 2005

n00bist 

one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism

I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates

n00bist by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 25, 2004

n00bishness 

Noun form of 'n00bish'.

That is a priceless example of n00bishness.

n00bishness by anycon September 28, 2004