n00bistan

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bstar

Noun: The infamous "N00bstar". Derived from the word "Newbie". it was broken down to a shorter, less time consuming word, "Newb". "Newb"'s spelling was then slaughtered by bi-focal bearing computer nerds, changing the spelling from "Newb" to "Noob". Often, people continue to destroy "Newb"'s spelling by replacing the word's "O"'s to zeros, making the spelling, "N00b".
A "N00bstar" is a "Newbie" with immense negative intelligence of a given activity, such as video games, programs, etc.
For Example:

That N00bstar tried to pwn me with a flashbang 'nade. hahaha omfg rofl!!11!

by His Infernal Majesty July 15, 2005

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

n00bist

one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism

I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates

by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 25, 2004

n00bishness

Noun form of 'n00bish'.

That is a priceless example of n00bishness.

by anycon September 28, 2004

n00bissaur

The highest level of n00b. Absolutely no social skills, most likely very in to video games, and has intense computer prowess. Most likely seen with a giant backpack.

-"wow look at that kid..."
~"Yeah, he is such a n00bissaur, I almost feel sorry for him."
-"yeah, he isn't getting any action."

by drumgeek22 October 8, 2009

n00bsance

Someone who is a nuisance due to being inexperienced at something

That Kara, she is such a n00bsance

by Tplon March 12, 2010