n00bism
Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"
n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004
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n00bism
A member of the n00bism religion. A religion where everybody is treated like n00bs, and if anyone acts otherwise, they are shot on the spot....
n00b 1 : Hey guess what...?
n00b 2 : What? <:D
n00b 1 : Im a member of n00bism, teh new religion...
n00b 2 : Total pwnage dude! nice....
n00b 2 : What? <:D
n00b 1 : Im a member of n00bism, teh new religion...
n00b 2 : Total pwnage dude! nice....
n00bism by Billy Bob Boris June 3, 2007
Related Words
n00bism • n00bish • n00bis • n00bimagnetism • n00bimus prime • n00bishness • n00bissaur • n00bist • n00bistan • n00bium
n00bistan
(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??
kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!
american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!
kyrgysz_salim786: americans...
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??
kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!
american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!
kyrgysz_salim786: americans...
n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010
n00bimagnetism
A condition in which one attracts n00bs.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.
Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.
Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.
l337 A: "Crap! I think I'm suffering from n00bimagnetism."
l337 B: "How do you know?"
l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."
l337 B: "Sucks to be you."
l337 B: "How do you know?"
l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."
l337 B: "Sucks to be you."
n00bimagnetism by Buzz l337year August 1, 2010
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