n00bism 

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004

n00bism 

A member of the n00bism religion. A religion where everybody is treated like n00bs, and if anyone acts otherwise, they are shot on the spot....

n00b 1 : Hey guess what...?

n00b 2 : What? <:D

n00b 1 : Im a member of n00bism, teh new religion...

n00b 2 : Total pwnage dude! nice....

n00bism by Billy Bob Boris June 3, 2007

n00bistan 

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bis 

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

n00bish 

(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs

Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp

n00bish by Dan September 19, 2005

n00bium 

The element found in all n00bs. Large doses may significantly lower gaming ability.

Discovered in 2006 by Mark and Devin.

Man, that guy must've had a HUGE bowl of n00bium today.

n00bium by Mark_oo00 April 26, 2006

n00bimagnetism 

A condition in which one attracts n00bs.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.

Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.

l337 A: "Crap! I think I'm suffering from n00bimagnetism."

l337 B: "How do you know?"

l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."

l337 B: "Sucks to be you."

n00bimagnetism by Buzz l337year August 1, 2010