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one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism
I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates
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n00bistan 

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)
(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...
n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010
Related Words
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n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007
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n00bster by WOOHOO July 29, 2004
Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"
"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"
(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs
Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp
n00bish by Dan September 19, 2005

n00bitous 

A terrible disease in which the victim becomes an utter and total n00b. There is currently no remedy and it is widely agreed that the best way to combat this terrible affliction is to beat one's self until the n00b demons are temporarily dislodged from the Prefrontal Cortex.
I'm sorry ma'am, there's no easy way to say this... the tests are in... you have a serious case of n00bitous. Here's a hammer.
n00bitous by The Spazmatician July 7, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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