n00bissaur 

The highest level of n00b. Absolutely no social skills, most likely very in to video games, and has intense computer prowess. Most likely seen with a giant backpack.

-"wow look at that kid..."
~"Yeah, he is such a n00bissaur, I almost feel sorry for him."
-"yeah, he isn't getting any action."

n00bissaur by drumgeek22 October 8, 2009

n00basaurus

What you get when you try to teach an old reptile a new trick.

Jason: Quit being such a n00basaurus, Quincy, and go fetch my calculator.

n00basaurus by The Faucet August 11, 2005

n00basaurus

Primative n00b. Before the dawn of time, lived the n00basaurus a carnivor that lived in middle eastern versions of cyberspace.

The n00basaurs used to rule the internet world!

Ahh a n00basaurus Rex attacked the elite gamer.

n00basaurus by Jeff Dunn April 6, 2005

n00basaurus rex 

(noob-uh-sohr-es reks)
a)
noun. ella
b)
noun. one who says / does stupid shit

a)
god damnit, ella is such a fucking n00basaurus rex
b)
1337 (1:54:56 AM): what did you catch up on?
n00basaurus rex (1:56:25 AM): Ya
n00basaurus rex (2:03:33 AM): Ok lol I think im still missing it
(how is that answer relevant to the question..)

n00basaurus rex by barbara tweed February 10, 2008

n00basaurus

absolutely incapable of anything, probably cannot even spell their own name

n00basaurus # 1: i just ran a stop sign
n00basaurus # 2: i just ran OVER a stop sign

n00basaurus by ronnnieeee June 16, 2008