n00bis 

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

n00bia

Tha homie town on tha homie Nile whence come all tha n00bs. In ancient times, n00bia was tha global hub for n00bishness; a great library was built in n00bia, containing records of all tha shanter.

Jahlil: Yo Marcus, what's happenin?
Marcus: Heyyo Jahlil. Lol are you learning about Phosphoglyceraldehyde because you're in BIOOOOO.
Jahlil: Shanter; you must be from n00bia you n00b.

n00bia by uzebeckatrente September 8, 2016

n00bivor

Like a carnivor (one that eats meat only) or herbivor (one that eats plants only), a n00bivor eats n00bs only. Pretty much a person who pwns n00bs 24/7 and is awesome at life.

Wow, did you see that n00bivor pwn all those n00bs. He's full.

n00bivor by D3m37r1 June 11, 2006

n00bsplosion 

when a n00b is pwned so hard their little n00b brain cant process the ultimate pwnage they blow up on spot

"hey armon i killed this guy with an uber one hit kill with the battle rifle in halo 2 last night,,,pretty sw33t eh?? yeah he n00bsploded"

n00bsplosion by mucus April 22, 2005

n00bistan 

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bspeak 

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.

n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.

n00bspeak by Darkiee August 9, 2007

n00biphobia 

Extreme fear of or aversion to n00bs or people with n00bish qualities

Example: Ryan refuses to play with Zah because he is a n00b and Ryan has extreme n00biphobia

n00biphobia by Festivegg January 10, 2021