n00bis

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

n00bia

Tha homie town on tha homie Nile whence come all tha n00bs. In ancient times, n00bia was tha global hub for n00bishness; a great library was built in n00bia, containing records of all tha shanter.

Jahlil: Yo Marcus, what's happenin?
Marcus: Heyyo Jahlil. Lol are you learning about Phosphoglyceraldehyde because you're in BIOOOOO.
Jahlil: Shanter; you must be from n00bia you n00b.

by uzebeckatrente September 8, 2016

n00bivor

Like a carnivor (one that eats meat only) or herbivor (one that eats plants only), a n00bivor eats n00bs only. Pretty much a person who pwns n00bs 24/7 and is awesome at life.

Wow, did you see that n00bivor pwn all those n00bs. He's full.

by D3m37r1 June 11, 2006

n00bsplosion

when a n00b is pwned so hard their little n00b brain cant process the ultimate pwnage they blow up on spot

"hey armon i killed this guy with an uber one hit kill with the battle rifle in halo 2 last night,,,pretty sw33t eh?? yeah he n00bsploded"

by mucus April 22, 2005

n00bistan

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bspeak

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.

n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.

by Darkiee August 9, 2007

n00biphobia

Extreme fear of or aversion to n00bs or people with n00bish qualities

Example: Ryan refuses to play with Zah because he is a n00b and Ryan has extreme n00biphobia

by Festivegg January 10, 2021