nöb
nöb by Stinkycooki November 16, 2020
Words you can keep
nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
nob by Zaarin2007 December 27, 2007
nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
nob by Vikas Shah July 2, 2002
NOB
NOB is an insult word directed to an Idiot.
It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.
It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.
Person 1: *Drops glass of water*
Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...”
Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”
Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...”
Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”
NOB by CranberrySprite September 9, 2019
Nob
A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.
Nob by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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