StarSoupMan's definitions

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Billabong

A childish word for the penis

"I got my Billabong stuck in a door!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023