StarSoupMan's definitions
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Get the Blue Veined Custard Launchermug. by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Get the Mushroom Headmug. by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
Get the Mustn't Masturbate Marchmug. The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
Get the Man Milkmug. An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head
Also a synonym for penis head
Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?
by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023
Get the Creationistmug. A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Get the My uncle Jack's offmug. "My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"
by StarSoupMan September 7, 2023
Get the Purplemug.