StarSoupMan's definitions

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Koit

An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.

"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"

by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023