Purple

"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"
by StarSoupMan September 07, 2023
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Mushroom Head

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
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Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.
"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher
"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"
by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023
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Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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