StarSoupMan's definitions

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Koit

An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.

"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"

by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023