StarSoupMan's definitions

Meat

Something that needs to be beat

"I like big Meats"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Purple

The colour of the Mushroom Head of the penis

"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"

by StarSoupMan September 7, 2023

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023