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Definitions by StarSoupMan

Mustn't Masturbate March 

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

Walking Penis 

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.
"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"
Koit by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Creationist 

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head
Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?
Creationist by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023

Touching the Winky 

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"
Touching the Winky by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023
A word used in place of Penis when u want to keep it slightly more PG.
"Suck John's Pneus"
Pneus by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023
Meat by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023