StarSoupMan's definitions

Koit

An insanely funny animator who makes animations about insanely funny things like penises and farts and poo and boobs.

"I watched Koit's video "Do your Balls Hang Low", and laughed so hard, my nutsack burst"

by StarSoupMan January 23, 2024

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Creationist

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head

Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?

by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023